I hate these fucking bed bugs are killing me completely bonkers! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little pieces of shit. I've washed everything, I've poisoned every corner, but they keep. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without checking for them. I'm losing my mind.
I need to get rid of these things before they drive me insane.
Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse
I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My blood ran cold.
It was a goddamn infestation.
- My apartment was crawling with them.
- Every night was torture.
- Exterminators came and went, but the bugs just kept coming back
This was my personal hell.
Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!
Sometimes, it just need to scream. A itchy sensation is crawling all over your skin and nothing seems to work it. The feeling escalates until you're at your wit's end, ready to tear everything right off. That is like a swarm of ants, a thousand needles all attacking at once. Please get that fucking thing off my skin!
- How does anything get to be so torturous?
- You just want some relief!
These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts
I swear to the heavens above, if I see one more son of a bitch in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried every single thing imaginable, but these horrible critters are winning. My rest is impossible, my covered in bites, and I'm about to lose my mind. This hellhole has got to be over.
- Eradicate these bugs
- Sleep again
- Peace and quiet
Fucking Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living
These tiny bastards are ruining our lives, man. They crawl into your mattress and Feast on your life force. You wake up with angry welts all over your skin. It's a nightmare.
Trying to get rid of these things is like fighting a losing more info battle. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they just laugh at you. It's enough to make you want to scream.
We want our lives back. Bed bugs are a real pain in the ass and something needs to be {done{ about it.
Somebody Please Save Me From These Bed Bugs!
These freaking bugs are driving me crazy!! I noticed them crawling and now they're everywhere. I {tried everything|used insecticide| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's worse than before!! I don't know what to do! Help!
- What do I do?
- it's driving me insane